This is great. You don't have to get strip-searched to take the train. I guess trains are too old-fashioned even for terrorists.
Be thankful we DON'T have them.
Crap, when I get off shift, I have to clean house, make dinner for the old fart, do laundry..Maybe I'll just take this baby home and annihilate the place and everything in it.
Really, "Klaatu Barada Nikto" is all you need to know. The rest is boring science junk...
New model portable phone, circa 1952
We will return to our program, "The History of Hearing Aids," in just a minute.
Typewriting while driving
~ SQUEALS ON WHEELS ~ the ultimate babysitting tool: just strap 'em on and give 'em a push - downhill!
Wicked rims old man I'm rolling on dubs young lady
Yo mama so fat she is a non newtonian liquid
The reason beans are banned on Amtrak today.