TIME TO CHECK MY FACEBOOK lol
Never make another sandwich! Thanks to the marvels of modern technology the new IBM Sandwich Maker 3000 virtually eliminates sandwich preparation time!
Now son...that is how you cook a marshmellow!
Duh! I'm that frilled dinosaur from Jurassic Park, but like steampunk! This will KILL at Comic-Con!
Journal entry - day 134 so far the daily attempts to kill myself have failed. I remain optimistic about today's attempt.
THE THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICS don't apply to forced blowjobs
INDIGESTION early experimental surgical procedures were not a great success.
Aww yes, this one should help us get jiggy with it
Honestly Frank 1KB RAM is more than anyone will ever need.
TELEVISION it doesn't rot your brain, it takes it. Plain and simple.
West of House.You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door.
TURNING ON THE TV int the '50's, it required foreplay.
Honey, I think we lost the dogs in that turbulence...