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Would you ladies please leave. I'm trying to paint here.

Coffee, tea or me?

Caption... what?

Okay. Hate me because I'm beautiful.

The hidden side of Norman Rockwell was discovered in a secret portfolio after his death.

So should we take the "Serial Killer Path" or "Mountain Lion Way?" Oh wait. "Peeping Tom Parkway." That's probably as good as it's gonna get out here.

Check out the granny panties Sue's wearing. Ew, disgusting! I'm wearing a thong. Pathetic! I'm wearin' edibles! She's gross. I always go commando! I heard that!

Well, that was a waste of $0.38

Cruel trick Jenny Craig.

In those days, many women worked at home.

He wouldn't draw me like one of his French girls, so I'll do it myself.

Worst. Piggyback. Ever.

Gorgeous woman, dressed like a man...I am experiencing so much sexual confusion right about now...