Red flags: my therapist says I ignore them.
Jane struggled to hold onto the laces, knowing that if she let go it would wipe out half of Connecticut.
TODAY'S SAFETY WORD IS "MORE"
her elaborate bust enhancement device did not appear to be working
It's .25 cents the first letter, $1.00 each additional letter. Write me now... I'm waiting for you.
... and this pose will get you just about anything!
"Why Mr. Lindberg, you appear to be suffering cockpit-envy."
Wouldn't you rather I took dictation?
Betty was always known as a bit of an ice queen, but nobody realized how bad it was until that fateful August day when she tried to go swimming.
Crap, when I get off shift, I have to clean house, make dinner for the old fart, do laundry..Maybe I'll just take this baby home and annihilate the place and everything in it.
Damn! Why doesn't anybody whistle at me or comment on my awesome body and amazing strength?
VINYL FETISH You're doing it wrong. But I just can't be mad at you.
The pizza guy said FREE TOPPINGS if I answer the door dressed like this!!
My husband paints these landscapes all day long. Where he gets his inspiration I'll never know.