You wouldn't believe what I had to go through at the airport
What ya want for breakfast, hun? I suddenly have this craving for..waffles!
TIME MACHINES I want one.
Helen could only type 15 words per minute and took six cigarette breaks an hour. But she never failed to get a raise when she asked.
Upon return to civilization Tarzan and Jane had minor success as a lounge act. Unfortunately Cheeta wound up on the streets begging for bananas.
ONLY IN A PERFECT WORLD will all men have mustaches like that.
Red flags: my therapist says I ignore them.