Louise would do anything to save on bus fare.
Why women are weak about bad boys
In later years, Dorothy would wander the fields and fondly reminisce about her straw-man friend.
All I said was I like blondes!
What's that you say? You want some head?
This is my other vehicle my broomstick is in the shop
Gorgeous woman, dressed like a man...I am experiencing so much sexual confusion right about now...
Oh Fred,you're good for giggles but I've got all the friends I need right here.
He wouldn't draw me like one of his French girls, so I'll do it myself.
I'm all out of red paint, and only half done with your dress. You'll have to help me out here, miss.
You don't need a gun to get me to strip, Clyde... The two hundred bucks will be quite sufficient.
Just act natural... Pretend I'm not even here. You're just out at the beach riding your tiger...
Helen could only type 15 words per minute and took six cigarette breaks an hour. But she never failed to get a raise when she asked.
TIME MACHINES I want one.
Check out the granny panties Sue's wearing. Ew, disgusting! I'm wearing a thong. Pathetic! I'm wearin' edibles! She's gross. I always go commando! I heard that!