Tourists came from all around to take pictures when the bimbos were in bloom.
So should we take the "Serial Killer Path" or "Mountain Lion Way?" Oh wait. "Peeping Tom Parkway." That's probably as good as it's gonna get out here.
GRANDMA HAD A DIRTY HOUSE Grandpa didn't seem to mind much.
LILY WONKA. Despite inventing chocolate laxatives, she could never match her brother's success.
In those days, many women worked at home.
In later years, Dorothy would wander the fields and fondly reminisce about her straw-man friend.
Mine Are Bigger! But Mine Are REAL!
VINYL FETISH You're doing it wrong. But I just can't be mad at you.
FACEBOOK it will come back to haunt you.
If I keep smoking like a chimney, and eating one celery stick a day, I'll be back to my birth weight by July!
LEVITATING WOMEN won't work unless they're in bathing suits?