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Norman sent me a curtain for Christmas Wonder where he wants me to hang it

Honey, how would you like your eggs?

Just act natural... Pretend I'm not even here. You're just out at the beach riding your tiger...

she's got legs and she knows how to use them!

KIDNAPPED! by the Tribe of Large-Breasted Women... who are generally ill-tempered because they suffer from chronic back pain.

Buy our cigarettes! Women will magically overlook your horrible personality and disgusting beer gut.

Look at that funny cloud... it's shaped just like a mushroom!

Wow, who knew "Nessie" enjoyed tickle fights!

Mine Are Bigger! But Mine Are REAL!

I'm not the girl your mom warned you about; her imagination was never this good.

Your really getting on my nerves! "You're!" It's "You're"! Grammar Nazis always gotta ruin the party.

After coming of age Goldilocks found she loved to sleep in the beds of many woodland creatures