Wow, who knew "Nessie" enjoyed tickle fights!
Why does EVERYONE have to FREAK OUT whenever someone is PRAYING in PUBLIC.
Oh, my, God, Becky, look at her butt. It's so big.
Morris was fed up with the high price of printer ink but his alternative source was problematic.
I SAY, SMEDLEY. THIS MAY BE THE WORST CASE OF SYPHILLIS I'VE EVER SEEN.
DRUGS the Achilles heel of artists for centuries.
TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
The Thing From the Back of the Refrigerator!
I told you...don't mess with those damn Harry Potter books