I'm an absolute MONSTER ...until I've had my morning coffee!
I don't always eat humans, but when I do, it's a housewife. The world's most interesting alien.
All right! I confess! I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
This is the Church This is the steeple Open the doors And eat all the people
We're not sure when the mistrust of wildlife began for baby Roosevelt, but we have our suspitions.
Morris was fed up with the high price of printer ink but his alternative source was problematic.
THE "BUDDY SATAN." DEVELOPED TO COUNTER THE "BUDDY CHRIST."
The Thing From the Back of the Refrigerator!
I hate to break it to you like this... but I'm not actually a man.
Wow, who knew "Nessie" enjoyed tickle fights!
Too bad hentai wasn't invented yet. The poor guy probably has no clue where this is going :(
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I TOLD those scientists they should be finding a cure for breast cancer instead of playing around with that atomic energy nonsense, but NO....
Why does EVERYONE have to FREAK OUT whenever someone is PRAYING in PUBLIC.
I can't believe I waited an hour for this ride...Disney Land sucks...
No, wait!!! She has the car keys!!! NOM NOM NOM