Morris was fed up with the high price of printer ink but his alternative source was problematic.
Oh, I don't know...20... maybe 25... pairs of high heel boots?
I hate to break it to you like this... but I'm not actually a man.
Sheesh! All I said was 'Your Maypole needs more streamers'...!
Road Rage - when dragons fail to yield.
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