I don't always eat humans, but when I do, it's a housewife. The world's most interesting alien.
Always brings out the beast in our family
All right! I confess! I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
SPIDERMAN, SPIDERMAN his mother's taking it in the can.
THE "BUDDY SATAN." DEVELOPED TO COUNTER THE "BUDDY CHRIST."
The pizza guy says "drowned squirrel" isn't and option for a topping
Frankenstein. Horror like a sir.
GO AHEAD HAVE YOUR FUN it's the children who'll suffer.
I don't always destroy villages... but before I do, I like to start off with a good breakfast.
TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
I'm an absolute MONSTER ...until I've had my morning coffee!
The Thing From the Back of the Refrigerator!
We're not sure when the mistrust of wildlife began for baby Roosevelt, but we have our suspitions.