I don't always eat humans, but when I do, it's a housewife. The world's most interesting alien.
We're not sure when the mistrust of wildlife began for baby Roosevelt, but we have our suspitions.
Morris was fed up with the high price of printer ink but his alternative source was problematic.
All right! I confess! I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
No, wait!!! She has the car keys!!! NOM NOM NOM
Nessie doesn't like it when you pee in her living room.
Oh, my, God, Becky, look at her butt. It's so big.
SPIDERMAN so that's how he was made.
Puff didn't always frolic but when he did it was in autumn mist.
Frankenstein. Horror like a sir.
Sheesh! All I said was 'Your Maypole needs more streamers'...!
I can't believe I waited an hour for this ride...Disney Land sucks...
I'm a monster... ...until I've had my coffee.