Oh, I don't know...20... maybe 25... pairs of high heel boots?
Morris was fed up with the high price of printer ink but his alternative source was problematic.
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I TOLD those scientists they should be finding a cure for breast cancer instead of playing around with that atomic energy nonsense, but NO....
I'm an absolute MONSTER ...until I've had my morning coffee!
The pizza guy says "drowned squirrel" isn't and option for a topping
Adoption. A Beautiful Choice.
Lord Fortheringill's Gardener realised he had overfed the roses when the Aphids escaped from the garden.
SPIDERMAN so that's how he was made.
Always brings out the beast in our family
I'm sorry, but it won't work out. You're just too clingy.
I don't always eat humans, but when I do, it's a housewife. The world's most interesting alien.