Nessie doesn't like it when you pee in her living room.
I don't always destroy villages... but before I do, I like to start off with a good breakfast.
No, wait!!! She has the car keys!!! NOM NOM NOM
Lord Fortheringill's Gardener realised he had overfed the roses when the Aphids escaped from the garden.
Here kitty kitty kitty
Adoption. A Beautiful Choice.
TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
Japan! WTF have you done now?
THEY WERE UNUSUAL FLIGHT MASKS but the alien pilot was very insistent
Morris was fed up with the high price of printer ink but his alternative source was problematic.
Just give it the $3.50!
I'm an absolute MONSTER ...until I've had my morning coffee!