I'm gonna make that bitch a queen. Bitches love being queen.
Pantaloons on the pavement. Pantaloons on the pavement. Thou resemblest an idiot with thy pantaloons on the pavement.
I'm dreading the day when I have to explain to my children what a LOLcat was.
Forsooth, I declare that I am a cattle herder. Upon mechanical equine I traverse and I am required by law enforcement whether my heart be beating or not.
COCAINE, HEROIN, OPIUM, MORPHINE...WE CALLED THAT MEDICINE
I used to be a strapping, wandering fellow like thouest, Then I tooketh a pointed stick to my patella
The Tuskegee Airmen
shall never relinquish thee shall never betray thee shall never make haste in all directions and cause thee harm
monday not nearly as fun fun fun as friday
In the manner most like that of an employer
Basement Cat's Harvard graduation photo