In the manner most like that of an employer
I saw what you did there...
Pantaloons on the pavement. Pantaloons on the pavement. Thou resemblest an idiot with thy pantaloons on the pavement.
Forsooth, I declare that I am a cattle herder. Upon mechanical equine I traverse and I am required by law enforcement whether my heart be beating or not.
NAY, HE IS INCAPABLE OF DECIPHERING MY GAMBLING VISAGE.
By the time you get there... you won't be struttin' that ass!!!
Context for anyone who doesn't get it, but language is not safe for work so watch at your own risk: Struttin.
I'm dreading the day when I have to explain to my children what a LOLcat was.
I used to be a strapping, wandering fellow like thouest, Then I tooketh a pointed stick to my patella
Puff didn't always frolic but when he did it was in autumn mist.