I understand these videos have been going around for a while, but this one is the t*ts. I promise. Plus there's a whole webseries about these guys.
Zounds! Twofold rainbow athwart the firmament! What meaneth this?
Hits you with the arrow of love. Doesn't shoot the girl.
By the time you get there... you won't be struttin' that ass!!!
Context for anyone who doesn't get it, but language is not safe for work so watch at your own risk: Struttin.
The imperatively dwarfed arachnid moved vertically along the device from which liquid dihydrogen monoxide pours.
TELLER OF UNTRUTHS! TELLER OF UNTRUTHS! YOUR TROUSERS HAVE COMBUSTED!