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shall never relinquish thee shall never betray thee shall never make haste in all directions and cause thee harm

LEARNING TO COUNT once you get to potato, it gets easier

Forsooth, I declare that I am a cattle herder. Upon mechanical equine I traverse and I am required by law enforcement whether my heart be beating or not.

Two wenches One goblet

I'm dreading the day when I have to explain to my children what a LOLcat was.

Thousand year empire lasts only 13 years. Challenge accepted.

Roxanne it is not incumbent upon thee to illumine the rufescent beacon.

NAY, HE IS INCAPABLE OF DECIPHERING MY GAMBLING VISAGE.

When thou seest it Thou shalt defocate masonry.

I used to be a strapping, wandering fellow like thouest, Then I tooketh a pointed stick to my patella

Prose before Ho's