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Wanna eat something? Why not Zoidberg?

Now listen up, I don't want 4 different versions of this going around.

In the manner most like that of an employer

shall never relinquish thee shall never betray thee shall never make haste in all directions and cause thee harm

I'm dreading the day when I have to explain to my children what a LOLcat was.

Forsooth, I declare that I am a cattle herder. Upon mechanical equine I traverse and I am required by law enforcement whether my heart be beating or not.

The Language of the Anglo-Saxons ART THOU FLUENT?!!

SOON

I used to be a strapping, wandering fellow like thouest, Then I tooketh a pointed stick to my patella

Puff didn't always frolic but when he did it was in autumn mist.