1 boy = 1 brain 2 boys = half a brain 3 boys = no brain 4 boys = idiots travel in packs.
I normally don't relax. But, when I do, I like to snuggle up to a nice roaring fire in the fireplace... the kitchen, the washroom, the attic, the laundry room, the linen closet, the garage...
NOPE. Fooled ya, Tokyo. Tomoyuki Testa!
...Poses as a maid, you say...7 victims so far discovered... uses a hypodermic in the neck...I wouldn't worry, Inspector. We treat whats-her-name almost like one of the family.
She followed me home. Can I keep her?
VICTORIA'S SECRET1922 CALENDAR (Nearly banned for all the excessive "ankleage")
What ya want for breakfast, hun? I suddenly have this craving for..waffles!
Never make another sandwich! Thanks to the marvels of modern technology the new IBM Sandwich Maker 3000 virtually eliminates sandwich preparation time!
Sexting: Analog Edition.
BEACH BODY Firm those wrists! It's almost swimsuit season...
IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS WHICH ONE OF US WAS ADOPTED.
We could have all fit in the car.