WAAK! WAAK! MAKE IT STOP!!! Birds are terrible babysitters
This flu season we're going to try something a little different.
WELL SWEETIE...it's all downhill from here.
I'm not the girl your mom warned you about; her imagination was never this good.
Nobody was worse at "Hide and Seek" than my family.
Remember.....Your body is a temple, not a theme park...
BIPOLAR. You're just juggling your personalities aren't you?
OK, when the substitute walks in, everybody drag your nails down the board!
I hear there's a new app called "Sense of Humor." Download it B*TCH.
If it weren't for the beard I'd say he really pulled it off.
My dog is a surrealist
Tell Antoine Dodson Case Closed