REMEMBER: your secretary is not a MAN. She and her children get all the support they need from her husband. So if she does a good job, she doesn't NEED a raise. A friendly pinch on the cheek is good enough for her.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
SO I WAS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME TO MY MONKEY RACE TONIGHT"
Some girls like having their hair pulled while they're getting drilled...Some don't.
Ladies, this is the reason your husbands take all those business trips.
YOU'LL NEVER FIND HAPPINESS...in a bottle. You may find a couple of tarts. But never happiness.
Oh, I don't know...20... maybe 25... pairs of high heel boots?
"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!"
MOM LIKED EGG NOG A LOT
FASCINATING PLEASE CONTINUE
It's nice to see the girls getting out... and letting off some steam