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Meanwhile in your love life.

As of today, all my duties will be handled by the Easter Bunny.

So, what should we do Mr. Vanderbilt? Keep the damn thing rollin'! Only this time, charge 'em a dollar extra for the 'air-conditioned comfort'!

if you dont clean your ears satan will

i swear to God... thats like the 5th time hes walked by

Kinder Surprise 1960

Poor Elvis In the end he just went to pieces

God, grant me the ability to stalk the men I hate, the sense to get the right ammo and the aim to hit them squarely in the ass.

One of the reasons the "Big Band Era" ended.

We could have all fit in the car.

Unlike its larger counterpart, the small hadron collider had a tiny budget, and was expected at most to only form "mauve-holes".

These fish should get rid of that nasty Febreeze smell.