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If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"

So......what's a lovely lady like you doing in a dive like this?

With this amazing device, we eventually hope, to be able to add funny captions to any photograph!

Regulation Lobster say: Your bathing suit is too short.

It was supposed to be a girl...but I couldn't find any metal t*ts...

now. i'll ask you again...did you break mommy's vase?

Hands off the hubcaps!

Just gotta pretend to be straight for a few more weeks...

The start of something big...Mom! Norma-Jean's showing her panties again!

Adoption. A Beautiful Choice.

Son, can you identify which suspect threw the refrigerator at you?

Splendid illustrations, Wendy! You've also included a Methamphetamine Laboratory here. I can see that you have done your homework on Alaska!