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When birds mistake your dandruff for bread crumbs It's time for HEAD AND SHOULDERS

The multitudes observe the rotation of my conveyance and myself astride...

WELL SWEETIE...it's all downhill from here.

One does not simply walk into New Jersey.

Here you go Billy, your nightmare fuel.

Men always struggled with new ways to peek under the skirt.

Original street view photos discovered!

He just wanted a platonic relationship. She wanted to take it a step further...Seducing Dr. Scholl. Coming soon to theaters.

Eagles Gotta Eat! Babies Gotta Cry!

Excellent, Minion! I see you've sorted the laundry into "dirty" and "washed, folded, and ready to sleep on" for me.

SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS gotta promote the sequel

Oh Betsy...one of these days I'll be the kind of woman who can please even the orneriest man. That's right... I'm going to be a sandwich maker!

In Soviet Russia tank drive you.

COPS GIVE TERRIBLE MASSAGES