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Getting revenge on Alfred forged a deep and lasting friendship among his former wives.

Live the good life in the off-world colonies.

No Gummibear? No Bubblegum? No Moose Tracks? No Rocky Road? No. Nope. No. Not yet. Jimmy! Give the man his nickle and eat your vanilla! Honestly!

My shorts are so short my crabs actually got SUNBURN.

There My hats can go there

This flu season we're going to try something a little different.

All I said was NO MORE BOOZE and all hell broke loose...

Play that funky music, white boy

I warn you, after about 30 seconds the bass seriously slams in and you'll probably sh*t yourself.

FASCINATING PLEASE CONTINUE

Florida: take the kids you don' like.

Action! Being a corn star made Ginger feel a bit cheap, but he could not deny he had a real love for vegetables.

IM GONNA FIND THAT F@&K'N CLOCK IF IT TAKES ALL NIGHT!!

Well, I SAID I wanted a small house in the country...

NOW REPEAT AFTER ME: WITH THIS EGG, I THEE WED. . .with this egg...