SANDWICHES she's just not gonna make 'em anymore.
Recess at our school was tough. I mean TOUGH. Remember, boys--a five minute head start, then I release the tigers.
I say, old bean if you check my pants, you may make an important discovery
And then after putting the meat on the bread... I'm going to put some cheese, lettuce and tomato on it before I slowly put another slice of bread on it... Call 1-976-50s-wife Yvonne takes Visa, MasterCard and Discover
Hi, are you the new models for the fashion show?
Wow. Through the ceiling on the first try!
No, no, no! For the last time, it's step, step, TWIRL, left kick, step step! Godzilla the Musical got off to a shaky start.
We'll be sad when you die but we already have your replacement to help us get over it.
WHY DON'T YOU GET NAKED While I put some groovy sounds on the Hi Fi.
To Man From Satan
TAKING GREAT PRIDE in showing off the only book she has ever read.
The only difference between boys and men is the cost of their toys
FATHER TIME was alarmed the minute he saw this photo.
When Starbucks was still just StarNickles.
Unlike medical doctors, Chiropractors can't bury their mistakes.
Early publicity stills for the live-action version of UP didn't generate much excitement with either movie critics or the public.