Nice try but we know why you dropped that quarter!
Susan Brennan won this year's Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Competition by Cheap-Chic Weddings! What do you think? Wear it of flush it?
Because you might just stumble upon a dog dressed in traditional Korean wedding attire. Then you won't be able to tell if you think it's cute or bizarre... and then you'll know you're just on the internet too damn much.
... and most definitely stopping traffic with that dress.