My weddingdress was the best costume I could think of for Halloween!

From blushing bride to bluish bride!

Vivienne Westwood: For brides who have no more f**ks to give.

GEESE GETTING MARRIED!? My brain is full now. Good night! Oh wait, it's morning. :/

I also subscribe to the philosophy that if you don't know what to wear to an occasion, just wear EVERYTHING. Can't go wrong!

Because it's never been done before, Chinese bride Li Kuo wore a 110-pound wedding dress with a 520-meter-long (1,700 feet) train to her wedding in Beijing. She chose the number 520 because the numbers 5-2-0 are pronounced the same as "I love you" in the local dialect.

Might be just me, but seeing these long wedding trains always calls to mind a yard freshly toilet-papered by the neighborhood kids. Which is just about the least romantic thing in existence...

Awwww yeeaaahhhh! betcha never thought I'd sneak in a Quad City DJs reference on Wedinator, didja? 90s music forever!

Come to think of it, that red glow might be from something other than bashfulness.