... and most definitely stopping traffic with that dress.

A model is suspended by hot air balloon during an attempt to break the world record for longest wedding dress train in Bucharest, Romania. The train is made of 4,700 meters of fabric and stretches 1.86 miles long.

Check out the video here!

Yes, yes, our fears are confirmed. Pint-sized "Jersey Shore" star Snooki is getting married and having a child! New York Daily News set designers to the task of making a wedding gown befitting the princess of hot tub crying and douchey-club brawls.

Clockwise from top, the designers are: Kara Janx, Ann Yee, and Richie Rich. Any favorites? Or will you just be surprised if she looks as good as the girls on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding? (Don't hold your breath.)

I'm fairly certain that aisle's been swept. But for the sake of my OCD, somebody please pick up her train or call Pippa Middleton or something!

My pessimistic nature tells me this is fake, but also tells me it could happen? Conflicting!

Just because it's called a "train" doesn't mean it's an actual vehicle, you know.

Lucky gal Yin Mi was presented with a dress made from 9,999 roses by her beau Xiao Fan in honor of their engagement. The word for "nine" is auspicious in Chinese because it sounds the same as the word for "forever." This is great and all, but being the OCD person that I am I would probably chuck one more rose at her just to hit 10,000.