Because you might just stumble upon a dog dressed in traditional Korean wedding attire. Then you won't be able to tell if you think it's cute or bizarre... and then you'll know you're just on the internet too damn much.
...Well you certainly won't be outshined by a bridesmaid in this gown!
I'm fairly certain that aisle's been swept. But for the sake of my OCD, somebody please pick up her train or call Pippa Middleton or something!