We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
I heard sharks are afraid of commitment, so you guys are definitely safe!
They say Sarah Burton and K-Middles brought sleeves back with the royal wedding, but isn't this a little overkill? I'll let you decide!
My pessimistic nature tells me this is fake, but also tells me it could happen? Conflicting!
I've seen queen-size mattresses transported on the New York City subway, so it seemed natural to transport my wedding dress that way too!
Awwww yeeaaahhhh! betcha never thought I'd sneak in a Quad City DJs reference on Wedinator, didja? 90s music forever!
GEESE GETTING MARRIED!?
My brain is full now. Good night! Oh wait, it's morning. :/