Cake topper was custom made to resemble us if we were characters in "South Park."
Tried to strum a few notes, got frosting everywhere.
... This wouldn't be the first time my musical inclinations ruined a party. :(
CN Tower? Everybody knows that's just a wannabe Space Needle. #misplacedseattlepride
For the couple that wants the best of both worlds.
That awkward moment when the cake is dressed better than the bride.