Sometimes all the Knight's in Shining Armor are taken, and you have to settle for one in his skivies.
Guys, guys, I wouldn't sit there if I were you. I heard that thing has some major weak spots and we're in the middle of suppressing a rebellion here...
This is the cake from our Pastafarian themed wedding; the officiate who performed the ceremony was a pirate.
Symptoms of high-altitude weddings include giddiness. Symptoms of watching the movie "Up" include crying at the beginning like everybody does.