Sometimes all the Knight's in Shining Armor are taken, and you have to settle for one in his skivies.
No thanks, I don't want a piece. I'm a chest guy.
That awkward moment when the cake is dressed better than the bride.
My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!
A wedding cake covered in fake bugs