My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!
Since I can't have this cake I'm just going to buy a bouquet of roses at the grocery store and eat it. Thorns be damned.
It took me two hours to figure out why none of my posts had writing and why my fingers were suddenly so delicious today.
Listen lady, I know it's upsetting, but if that lizard finds that cake so delicious, you probably didn't want to eat it anyway.
No thanks, I don't want a piece. I'm a chest guy.
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