Buoyant Bridal

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Buoyant Bridal
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You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...

Centers For Wedding Control and Prevention

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Centers For Wedding Control and Prevention
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So... the CDC came out with its own Wedding Day Survival Guide. However I don't see, "concealed whiskey flask," or "rock-solid excuse to leave early" anywhere on the list. Personally, I always thought those were essential.

You Can Get it Resized

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You Can Get it Resized
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Unless you meant it to be an engagement collar, that won't fit her 1-pixel wide fingers...