The bride and groom wore traditional toilet paper creations by designer Their B. Friends. LOL

I must say, the groom's Borat-inspired getup is sure to please the ladies in the audience.

New wedding event... bridesmaid powerlifting.

Powermaid is also useful for cutting people off at the open bar. Can she also be hired for birthdays and other events?

Or maybe I'm the jellyfish because I'm jelly of them and want to be there right now.

This is my husband and I cutting our cake at our wedding on September 30, 2011. You might be able to put a bride in a pretty dress but that doesn't mean she's going to not make stupid faces.

I often find in these circumstances it's best to just blame my allergies. Pollen is a perfect scapegoat for derp.

Check (us out), mate.

It just might be the one thing that upstages the bride.

PATRICK DEMPSEY IS INTO RENAISSANCE FAIRS?? Oh wait, my mistake. That's not him, it's just his twin.