Setting sail for a life of adventure - together!
Remember gals, your life isn't about what you like to do or what you are good at. It's about positioning yourself to meet as many men as possible and pretending to be interested in their boring hobbies. #1940slogic
Uhm Sweetheart its called a CUP! lol
She's actually reading 50 Shades of Grey while he's reviewing his cable bill.
Just like in chemistry, seat two of the wrong people next to each other and BOOM!