Quite a ripe toma-tah if I ever saw one. #1950sslang
A celestial celebration.
OR SHOULD I SAY BRIDE-CEPS?! BOOM! FABULOUS WORDPLAY NUMBER TWO FOR TODAY!
My husband loves lego's so I stole all his mini-figs and surprised him.
Please tell your husband that any mini-figs he may be missing are currently traveling through my small intestine. I will return them tomorrow.
They don't mean literally.
Or maybe that's just your new husband lifting you with one arm like Hercules-or should I say-HUSBANDULESE? LOL I am so good at wordplay.
Excitement may cause temporary weightlessness.
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