Tuxedo T-shirts on the groomsmen and red Chuck Taylors on the ladies? All the better to rock with.
I would write a blurb for this but the only thing that comes to mind is, Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn...
All hell was to break loose until I realized it was my fur-baby keeping everyone at bay.
He/she looks like one tough bodyguard! You are well taken care of at your wedding.
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