Watch it, she can get a little salty at times. Just don't agitate her too much.
My friend said he liked this photo because it was like he was holding the couple in his hands.
Editor's Note: Contains foul language.
The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.
That hair! Those ankle socks! That cane! It's pure perfection!
I don't know how your delicate little neck is supporting all that fake hair but kudos!
Prepared to fight the forces of evil for the fate of the marriage. Set humor to ludicrous speed!