That hair! Those ankle socks! That cane! It's pure perfection!
Marriage is a leap of faith, it's good to wear a helmet.
Editor's Note: Contains foul language.
The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.
Thank you, sir, for kindly protecting your poor naked wife from the prying eyes of the camera.