Goggles! Purple! Chiffon! Hair spangles! Top hats! You kids are ready! Let's do this!
This couple who are both over 100 years old have been married 88 years but never had any wedding portraits. Now they do! Looking as lovely as ever!
Editor's Note: Contains foul language.
The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.
Prepared to fight the forces of evil for the fate of the marriage. Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Hot damn, these two have sass for days! The shoes! Give me the shoes!