I don't know how your delicate little neck is supporting all that fake hair but kudos!
Aren't you supposed to do that to other people in photos?
Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!
Let's leave the heavy breathing to these two later, OK? #yeahIwentthere
Prepared to fight the forces of evil for the fate of the marriage. Set humor to ludicrous speed!