Prepared to fight the forces of evil for the fate of the marriage. Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Thank you, sir, for kindly protecting your poor naked wife from the prying eyes of the camera.
Are we sure we should be seeing this? Seems a little kinky.
This couple who are both over 100 years old have been married 88 years but never had any wedding portraits. Now they do! Looking as lovely as ever!
A celestial celebration.
RUN PONY! RUN WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING!