Mr. and Mrs. Flavor

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Mr. and Mrs. Flavor
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Watch it, she can get a little salty at times. Just don't agitate her too much.

Pyromaniacs in Love

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Pyromaniacs in Love
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Smeezle says: "We weren't content just to watch the display, we wanted to play with the pretty fire too!"

Respiratory Issues

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Respiratory Issues
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Let's leave the heavy breathing to these two later, OK? #yeahIwentthere

A Very Special Report

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Editor's Note: Contains foul language.

The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.