Smeezle says: "We weren't content just to watch the display, we wanted to play with the pretty fire too!"
Thank you, sir, for kindly protecting your poor naked wife from the prying eyes of the camera.
Let's leave the heavy breathing to these two later, OK? #yeahIwentthere
That's one way to rise to the special occasion.
Editor's Note: Contains foul language.
The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.