Editor's Note: Contains foul language.
The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.
Kate says: "My good friend and I were at a mutual friends wedding, and I caught the bouquet and he caught the garter. It was very awkward because we don't really feel romanitcally inclined towards each other. We took this photo before the bouquet/garter dance. These are our expressions of horror."
Russ Maschmeyer and Jessica Hische created this amazing website to celebrate their engagement! "Then the internet brought them together..." As someone who works on the internet I feel obliged to say, all hail the glorious internet! CSS Cupid and Computer Couple Connector!