Editor's Note: Contains foul language.
The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.
Smeezle says: "We weren't content just to watch the display, we wanted to play with the pretty fire too!"
Goggles! Purple! Chiffon! Hair spangles! Top hats! You kids are ready! Let's do this!
Bouncing has been proven to relieve stress, relax!
Kodak may have invented film, but these two perfected it.