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The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.
Let's leave the heavy breathing to these two later, OK? #yeahIwentthere
Marriage is a leap of faith, it's good to wear a helmet.
Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!
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