My friend said he liked this photo because it was like he was holding the couple in his hands.
Bouncing has been proven to relieve stress, relax!
Editor's Note: Contains foul language.
The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.
Watch it, she can get a little salty at times. Just don't agitate her too much.
When you're serious about exterminating your guests you gotta up the fire power.