My friend said he liked this photo because it was like he was holding the couple in his hands.
That's one way to rise to the special occasion.
Goggles! Purple! Chiffon! Hair spangles! Top hats! You kids are ready! Let's do this!
RUN PONY! RUN WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING!
Thank you, sir, for kindly protecting your poor naked wife from the prying eyes of the camera.