Marriage is a leap of faith, it's good to wear a helmet.
Editor's Note: Contains foul language.
The Onion articulates the feelings I have about hipster weddings that I've been bottling up in a precious mason jar for so long.
You don't need to break the bank to warm your guests' hearts.
Goggles! Purple! Chiffon! Hair spangles! Top hats! You kids are ready! Let's do this!
Are we sure we should be seeing this? Seems a little kinky.