Thank you, sir, for kindly protecting your poor naked wife from the prying eyes of the camera.
Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!
Marriage is a leap of faith, it's good to wear a helmet.
Watch it, she can get a little salty at times. Just don't agitate her too much.
RUN PONY! RUN WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING!