I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!
It took me two hours to figure out why none of my posts had writing and why my fingers were suddenly so delicious today.
It's like my favorite thing and my other favorite thing got together just to laugh at my inability to eat them at my desk. UNFAVORITED, YOU TWO!
OK, OK, my hand may have gently grazed layers one and three and that's why they're gold. But in all honesty, nobody was gonna eat all that cake anyway, right?
My husband kept joking that he'd like a startrek wedding cake so I just had to surprise him with this grooms cake!
Haha, well I'm pretty sure Captain Kirk would rather be at the bridal shower, WINK, WINK, WINK, NUDGE, WINK.
So stop kissing your chips and whispering into the dice hoping she'll hear you, fellas.
Hurry up and eat these suitcases already! And the driver while you're at it!