Neurological damage caused by mercury used in the curing process of felt was one of these reasons hat makers were known as "Mad Hatters" in the 19th century.
... Sorry if I've ruined Alice in Wonderland for anybody now. :/
It just might be the one thing that upstages the bride.
I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.
When you're serious about exterminating your guests you gotta up the fire power.
I LESS THAN THREE YOU FOREVER AND EVER.