OK, OK, my hand may have gently grazed layers one and three and that's why they're gold. But in all honesty, nobody was gonna eat all that cake anyway, right?
One of these layers is not like the others...
I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!
We have seen so many amazing Whovian cakes! Here are the best of the best!
Sorry strippers, R2D2 was coming out of groom's cakes a long time ago in a galaxy far far away before you were even born.
When you're serious about exterminating your guests you gotta up the fire power.