Fractured Fairytales

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Fractured Fairytales
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Lessee here, giant gold bullfrog, fancy lock... Is this some new children's story I somehow missed out on? Like the golden frog that unlocks cakes with poppies? I mean, I thought Lewis Carroll was high when he wrote "Alice in Wonderland," but apparently there are weirder trips to be had...

Just Pretty: Macacake

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Just Pretty: Macacake
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It's like my favorite thing and my other favorite thing got together just to laugh at my inability to eat them at my desk. UNFAVORITED, YOU TWO!

The Midas Touch

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The Midas Touch
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OK, OK, my hand may have gently grazed layers one and three and that's why they're gold. But in all honesty, nobody was gonna eat all that cake anyway, right?

The Lego Dead

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The Lego Dead
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I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!

Just Pretty: Behold This Cupcake

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Just Pretty: Behold This Cupcake
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It just might be the one thing that upstages the bride.

Low Clearance

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Low Clearance
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The canoe's all right, but I'm not sure if the cake's gonna make it under that bridge!

Bibbidy Bobbidy Boo

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Bibbidy Bobbidy Boo
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My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!