Fortress of solitude no more!

They'd be so adorable if their children didn't burst from people's chests!

Given the choice of cake and love, let's just say at the end of the day you can't sit in front of your refrigerator and eat and entire plate of love.

Sorry strippers, R2D2 was coming out of groom's cakes a long time ago in a galaxy far far away before you were even born.

It's great because it's unintentional and yet so spot-on...

I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.

The canoe's all right, but I'm not sure if the cake's gonna make it under that bridge!