They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.

It took me two hours to figure out why none of my posts had writing and why my fingers were suddenly so delicious today.

I LESS THAN THREE YOU FOREVER AND EVER.

YES WE HEART YOU, CAKE. No need to brag about it.

It's like my favorite thing and my other favorite thing got together just to laugh at my inability to eat them at my desk. UNFAVORITED, YOU TWO!

I cannot be blamed for sticking my finger in this cake. The textures were too much for me.

Hurry up and eat these suitcases already! And the driver while you're at it!