As punishment for ruining the other cake, I will eat the tire cake... OK, so I'm gonna eat both of you. I never said this was going to be fair.
So stop kissing your chips and whispering into the dice hoping she'll hear you, fellas.
Hurry up and eat these suitcases already! And the driver while you're at it!
I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!
YES WE HEART YOU, CAKE. No need to brag about it.
Neurological damage caused by mercury used in the curing process of felt was one of these reasons hat makers were known as "Mad Hatters" in the 19th century.
... Sorry if I've ruined Alice in Wonderland for anybody now. :/
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