They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.
Since I can't have this cake I'm just going to buy a bouquet of roses at the grocery store and eat it. Thorns be damned.
My husband kept joking that he'd like a startrek wedding cake so I just had to surprise him with this grooms cake!
Haha, well I'm pretty sure Captain Kirk would rather be at the bridal shower, WINK, WINK, WINK, NUDGE, WINK.
Neurological damage caused by mercury used in the curing process of felt was one of these reasons hat makers were known as "Mad Hatters" in the 19th century.
... Sorry if I've ruined Alice in Wonderland for anybody now. :/
Imagine my dismay at realizing that not all tiny roses taste like buttercream. Also, sorry about your roses, Grandma.
I LESS THAN THREE YOU FOREVER AND EVER.