I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!
I cannot be blamed for sticking my finger in this cake. The textures were too much for me.
Trash the dress? More like trash the city.
I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.
It took me two hours to figure out why none of my posts had writing and why my fingers were suddenly so delicious today.
When you're serious about exterminating your guests you gotta up the fire power.