Leave some for the little hogs!
I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.
Trash the dress? More like trash the city.
Imagine my dismay at realizing that not all tiny roses taste like buttercream. Also, sorry about your roses, Grandma.
They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.