I LESS THAN THREE YOU FOREVER AND EVER.
As punishment for ruining the other cake, I will eat the tire cake... OK, so I'm gonna eat both of you. I never said this was going to be fair.
It just might be the one thing that upstages the bride.
Fortress of solitude no more!
Trash the dress? More like trash the city.
I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.