They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.
YES WE HEART YOU, CAKE. No need to brag about it.
I cannot be blamed for sticking my finger in this cake. The textures were too much for me.
Careful Optimus, that femme fatale may just be a Decepticon.