Party Sniper

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They told her, "eliminate the groom and the cake will be yours!" She knew what she had to do.

The Bride Had Biceps

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The Bride Had Biceps
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OR SHOULD I SAY BRIDE-CEPS?! BOOM! FABULOUS WORDPLAY NUMBER TWO FOR TODAY!

The Sword in the Cake

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The Sword in the Cake
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My husband really wanted a sword in the stone cake, he didn't see it until the reception (we we're married at Disney World) and was very happy that he finally got to pretend to be King Arthur.

FOR THE SHIIIREEEEE!! Hmm... FOR NARNIAAAAA!

Oh wait: FOR CAMELOOOOOOTTTTT!! There we go.

Kiss the Ground

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He was just trying to excuse himself gracefully through the trap door below because he doesn't really love or support them.