One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
There will be no Celine Dion played at this reception.
It's what he does that counts. Thank God because from the looks of it he just said a mouthful.
The photographer kept telling me to be "sassy". I had no idea how to do that so my groom decided to show me his interpretation.
Apparently "sassy" means do a jazz slide à la Fred Astaire. I like a man who can dance!
Our first date involved peeps, so of course, so did our wedding cake.
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