I love seeing a dude get all sappy over his favorite lady.

It's important to be surrounded by all your loved ones on the big day, even the furry ones.

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

The toasts are always full or surprises. There's always one friend ready to tell the most damaging stories.

It's important to make your expectations clear before tying the knot. We now know who will be the one doing the tying.

The bride and groom wore traditional toilet paper creations by designer Their B. Friends. LOL

I must say, the groom's Borat-inspired getup is sure to please the ladies in the audience.

Or maybe I'm the jellyfish because I'm jelly of them and want to be there right now.

This is my husband and I cutting our cake at our wedding on September 30, 2011. You might be able to put a bride in a pretty dress but that doesn't mean she's going to not make stupid faces.

I often find in these circumstances it's best to just blame my allergies. Pollen is a perfect scapegoat for derp.