The Fickle Tide

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The Fickle Tide
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One minute the tide is all like, "aww how sweet!" The next minute it's all, "BORING!" You just can't trust the ocean, I tell ya.

Buoyant Bridal

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Buoyant Bridal
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You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...

METAL!

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METAL!
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There will be no Celine Dion played at this reception.

It's Not What He Says...

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It's Not What He Says...
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It's what he does that counts. Thank God because from the looks of it he just said a mouthful.

"Sassy"

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"Sassy"
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The photographer kept telling me to be "sassy". I had no idea how to do that so my groom decided to show me his interpretation.

Apparently "sassy" means do a jazz slide à la Fred Astaire. I like a man who can dance!