Sculpted paper cake topper with mechanical motor for movement. Amazing!
OK, OK, so I know sometimes wedding dancing can be painful. But you're not supposed to make it look painful. This guy looks like he's watching a 6-car pileup unfold near the DJ.
What is this, an episode of Blossom? You got a zit. Big deal, cover it up and move o-- Oh no wait, that thing's HUGE? ... Are you sure it's not a tick?