You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
I apologize to any of you who have just had their morals compromised by visiting this site. Just kidding, you know what you're getting into!
Let's leave the heavy breathing to these two later, OK? #yeahIwentthere
They told her, "eliminate the groom and the cake will be yours!" She knew what she had to do.
It's a shame the horse dress came with a lady attached but they'll make it work.