Submitter butterflyperception pointed out that this is most likely an arranged marriage. While that's troubling in itself, I have to admit my first thought was, "those two are gonna have some really uncoordinated children." Or hey, genes work in mysterious ways. Maybe we're looking at the parents of the next Roger Federer.
My one absolute requirement for the wedding was to have a bounce house. And it was awesome. We also had a ninja cake, the programs were cootie catchers, and a DIY photobooth with silly hats.
Sniff... your wedding sounds more exciting than MY ENTIRE LIFE.