Clever, funny, and a great singer! What a catch!
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
Just, don't be that guy.
Wait, what do you mean "swingers" means something other than "swing-dancers?"
I apologize to any of you who have just had their morals compromised by visiting this site. Just kidding, you know what you're getting into!
Dat ass it good enough to eat, apparently. Hey guys, whatever you're into, it's cool with me. Really.