Leave no surface un-themed!
Overly excited guest plots next marriage. Bend those knees!
OR SHOULD I SAY BRIDE-CEPS?! BOOM! FABULOUS WORDPLAY NUMBER TWO FOR TODAY!
Trapped in the ol' penalty box while the groom makes a power play on the bride. (WINK WINK GET IT?!)
Not sure who would hate on a sweet train wedding, though!