"You wanted to know how I paid him back? This is how!! When it was all said and done, it looked like he got hit in the face with the cork from the bottle of Moscato we opened just before we cut the cake!!!"
Forty years from now when the two of you are old and gray and looking back on your wedding... you'll wonder why you didn't select a softer zombie noggin.
Dad in front there has got the right idea in the snow.
It takes real faith in the strength of your relationship to jump out of a plane together right off the bat.