Listen lady, I know it's upsetting, but if that lizard finds that cake so delicious, you probably didn't want to eat it anyway.
Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.
Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else
Here's What I Would Leave in: Soccer
Don't mind the lonely ambulance driver, he's just going to pass by a few times, lamenting the sweet, sweet despair that is love. His siren is like a sigh that pleads to Venus to release him from the misery of longing for the one that got away. No, really, carry on with your merrymaking.
Mythbusterette says: "My fiancé Chris loves to race at autocross events and I love to ride along. In actuality I thought that he was going to propose that day but as soon as he let the car spin out I thought to myself 'Well, crap. Now it's DEFINITELY not happening.' Enjoy 'Eye of the Tiger,' you couldn't hear anything other than car noises so our friend who made the video just dubbed the whole thing because that's what Chris plays in the car when he races."
Congrats kids! May your marriage be filled with thrills and no spills!