You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.
Whaddya mean this slender little dock isn't meant for 12 people??!
Dude, dude, dude, nobody called for that much arm pumping. In fact I think that much arm pumping is illegal in this state. It's true, I looked it up.