Between the Sobs

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This bride-to-be has got to be one of the best emoters I've ever seen. Even her crying into a hot mic was somehow (painfully) adorable.

Hopes Shattered, Dreams Dashed

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the jury is still out over whether or not Ellen is just pulling our leg with this failed proposal that aired on her show this morning. When I watch Ellen I usually expect more lightheartedness and I dunno, kids adorably dancing to Nicki Minaj. Poor guy!

Holiday Stage Proposal

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Can't think of a better ending to a play, really! Or beginning, or middle, for that matter.

Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

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Uh oh, we've got a bewitching on our hands. I can tell by the scenarios and from seeing quite a few bewitchings in my day.

Cutting Room Floor

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Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

Here's What I Would Leave in: Soccer