Ahhh, my home city of Seattle! We have rain, Starbucks, more hipsters than Brooklyn, and yes! You can marry a building! In fact, buildings have genders!
Oh yeah, we also have desperate attention-seekers too. So...we're actually a just like everywhere else.
Let's admit it, watching a couple sway back and forth for three and a half minutes isn't the most riveting thing, especially after sitting and watching them stand and gaze at each other for anywhere from ten to sixty minutes beforehand.