Hey, hey, hey. This isn't Dancing With the Stars!
FACT: She will not remember this happened 30 seconds from now.
Grandma will not apologize for kickin' 'em heels high.
MORE MOTORCYCLE! Vrrrroooooooooooom.
You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.