You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.
Nothing brings a family together like collectively knocking out Aunt Jeanine.
You see... you got so excited that you got the piggyback who-carried-who backwards. Happens to the best of us, really.
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
Just another example in my long line of evidence that flower girls secretly conspire to ruin weddings.