The Problem With Vintage

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The problem with vintage cars is that sometimes at very clutch moments you realize why we don't drive cars like these anymore...

The Flower Girl Conspiracy

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Just another example in my long line of evidence that flower girls secretly conspire to ruin weddings.

Former Rockette

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Grandma will not apologize for kickin' 'em heels high.

What Goes In...

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What Goes In...
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... must be manhandled by a veterinarian to get out.