Cutting Room Floor

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Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

Here's What I Would Leave in: Soccer

Anything for a Picture

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You see, a REAL photographer is so serious about getting that photo that he gets down and dirty for it. Someone who records a movie holding their cell phone THE WRONG WAY wouldn't understand.

The End of the Party

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World's drunkest party on world's smallest dance floor.

Never let your ring-bearer make you cake topper!

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Never let your ring-bearer make you cake topper!
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My husband loves the UFC and requested an octagon groom's cake. This is one of the only pictures of the cake whole, because the second we saw the Mr. Bill meets the Joker cake toppers they were hidden away... only to be ridiculed and mocked later.