Cutting Room Floor

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Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

Here's What I Would Leave in: Soccer

Advanced Dance Technique

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Ahh, the graceful "slide-to-plank" routine. So difficult to pull off, and yet so hilarious.

Risky Business

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You see guys, the Risky Business dance scene only works if you take your pants off first!

Honest to Dog

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Much known fact: dogs are always honest about their feelings towards everyone.

Grooms Cake

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FAIL,funny wedding photos,grammar,grooms-cake,polyandry
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This cake just tells it like it is (although there were not multiple grooms!)

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