... must be manhandled by a veterinarian to get out.
Men of the world, please find out if being proposed to in front of an entire basketball stadium is something the object of your affection would like or not BEFORE you attempt it. Seriously, that was cringeworthy.
Dude, dude, dude, nobody called for that much arm pumping. In fact I think that much arm pumping is illegal in this state. It's true, I looked it up.
I'm going to play the optimist here and say, "good on Dad for finally losing some weight!"
You see guys, the Risky Business dance scene only works if you take your pants off first!