I don't actually know whether the bride's shoes are made of suede, but I choose to believe that they are.
LET ME BE YOUR GRAHAM CRACKER SO I MAY BE SLATHERED IN YOUR SWEET, CHOCOLATE LURRB.
Nice try but we know why you dropped that quarter!
Wife surprised me with homemade 360 controller boutonniere. She's a keeper.
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game