Men only jump that high for two reasons: basketball rebounds and ladies' undergarments.
Kids these days! Getting married via their video games and mixing up all the fandoms! World's gone to hell in a handbasket, I tell ya.
Wait, I thought the classic wedding song was K-Ci and JoJo's All My Life?!
We decorated the get-away car a bit nontraditionally!
Marriage is a leap of faith, it's good to wear a helmet.