Two friends of mine just got married. This was how the gentleman proposed to his lady (after making her a special deck for Christmas, first)
This looks like the most complicated proposal in the the world, but maybe that's because I don't play Magic The Gathering. However, even with my severely limited knowledge I can tell that The Proposer risked a lot in playing The Ring card. I mean, what if she had sacrificed it? That would mean an eternity of Thom Yorke...
Also, inb4 "tap that" wedding night jokes.
caitlinlaughs says: "My husband and I wanted our own personal flare - so we put a pyro and a spy on top of our Aperture lemon wedding cake. None of our family suspected we were making two game references."
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
So... the CDC came out with its own Wedding Day Survival Guide. However I don't see, "concealed whiskey flask," or "rock-solid excuse to leave early" anywhere on the list. Personally, I always thought those were essential.